Summer of Fear: Snakes With A Sense of Irony

April 13th, 2014

Snakes are making a serious run this year’s Summer of Fear, first we have them eating crocodiles, now they are pushing their way into what would have been an alligator bites someone story. Sure, Sharks or Bears could make a late run, but Snakes really seem to being making a smart run this year.

Summer of Fear: Aaaaand I Called It

January 6th, 2014

Ok, when we last saw our Crocs they were looking bad and getting beat up. What did I predict? Some attempts at a comeback by the Aussie Crocs, well we have the attempt and luckily for the tour guide, it was a miss.

Extreme Sports: Birdwatching?

December 31st, 2013

Only the English could turn bird watching into an extreme sport.

Summer of Fear: Crocodile’s Chances Take A Hit With A Fist

December 28th, 2013

The perennial Summer of Fear challenger the Crocodile takes a hit in this story where a man in Zimbabwe beats one up with his fists. The man and the boy he saved both ended up in the hospital, but Crocodiles are going to have a hard time establishing a climate of terror if word gets around that you punch them and get away. Look for the Aussie Crocs to try to eat some drunks to make up for this story.

Summer of Fear: Piranhas

December 26th, 2013

Despite the fearsome reputation and cow skeletonizing ability the Piranha is not a constant contestant in the Summer of Fear contests, but this could be a break out year for the them as they attempt to skeletonize seventy swimmers near Buenos Aires. Some nasty bites but no fatalities, clearly they were not working together on this as a school.

War On Christmas (Goat)

December 21st, 2013

Whelp it looks like the Christmas Goat lost again this year. Maybe they can get the Duck Dingus guys or the Fox News folks to guard it next year.