If It Wasn’t For Bad Luck, I Wouldn’t Have No Luck At All

April 23rd, 2014

It is bad day when your car catches fire. It is a very bad day when your car catches fire in the middle of the lion exhibit at a drive through zoo. Sadly for the lions the family were rescued before the lions got their first taste of BBQ. When I took the family to Longleat the big warning was that the monkeys would rip your car apart now and then, we had it easy I guess.

A Return Appearence of a Past Champion

April 23rd, 2014

Jeremy Clarkson by tonylanciabeta on Flickr

Jeremy Clarkson by tonylanciabeta on Flickr

Jeremy Clarkson in the news again for racist remarks. Top Gear regrets the remarks of course, but not so much as to impair their ratings magnet. I may have missed some, but this may have been a three break in Top Gear regrets, which is actually pretty good for them. Well done lads!

Summer of Fear: Snakes With A Sense of Irony

April 13th, 2014

Snakes are making a serious run this year’s Summer of Fear, first we have them eating crocodiles, now they are pushing their way into what would have been an alligator bites someone story. Sure, Sharks or Bears could make a late run, but Snakes really seem to being making a smart run this year.

Summer of Fear: Aaaaand I Called It

January 6th, 2014

Ok, when we last saw our Crocs they were looking bad and getting beat up. What did I predict? Some attempts at a comeback by the Aussie Crocs, well we have the attempt and luckily for the tour guide, it was a miss.

Extreme Sports: Birdwatching?

December 31st, 2013

Only the English could turn bird watching into an extreme sport.

Summer of Fear: Crocodile’s Chances Take A Hit With A Fist

December 28th, 2013

The perennial Summer of Fear challenger the Crocodile takes a hit in this story where a man in Zimbabwe beats one up with his fists. The man and the boy he saved both ended up in the hospital, but Crocodiles are going to have a hard time establishing a climate of terror if word gets around that you punch them and get away. Look for the Aussie Crocs to try to eat some drunks to make up for this story.