Ok, when we last saw our Crocs they were looking bad and getting beat up. What did I predict? Some attempts at a comeback by the Aussie Crocs, well we have the attempt and luckily for the tour guide, it was a miss.
Only the English could turn bird watching into an extreme sport.
The perennial Summer of Fear challenger the Crocodile takes a hit in this story where a man in Zimbabwe beats one up with his fists. The man and the boy he saved both ended up in the hospital, but Crocodiles are going to have a hard time establishing a climate of terror if word gets around that you punch them and get away. Look for the Aussie Crocs to try to eat some drunks to make up for this story.
Despite the fearsome reputation and cow skeletonizing ability the Piranha is not a constant contestant in the Summer of Fear contests, but this could be a break out year for the them as they attempt to skeletonize seventy swimmers near Buenos Aires. Some nasty bites but no fatalities, clearly they were not working together on this as a school.
Whelp it looks like the Christmas Goat lost again this year. Maybe they can get the Duck Dingus guys or the Fox News folks to guard it next year.
Some interesting development on the search for the lost Roanoke colony. I appreciate the work and do find it interesting, I do wish we had people working with similar interest and eagerness on the native peoples who proceeded Roanoke as well, but I know what sells and what doesn’t.