A Christmas fair in the Yorkshire Dales is going to have to be canceled unless someone can come up with a good risk assessment on Mince Pies. Nope, not a joke. How about the guy who was detained for carrying a cricket ball in public. Think of the children.

I have met some great Englishmen and Englishwomen but with stories like these every bleeding day it is getting harder and harder to believe they once ruled most of the world.

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