Today In History: Lawn Darts Outlawed

December 19th: Today in 1988 the Consumer Product Safety Commission banned the sport of kings, Lawn Darts. Once Lawn Darts were outlawed only outlaws had Lawn Darts. I once put a real dart through my best friends big toe playing chicken, imagine what I could have done with a Lawn Dart!

3 Responses to “Today In History: Lawn Darts Outlawed”

  1. Hjalti Says:

    Because they killed 3 kids. Next, CPSC will tackle cars……

    (cue sound of crickets chirping).

  2. Brett Says:

    At least it put an end to the sordid practice of drive-by lawn darting.

  3. Bill Says:

    My one true “Wile E. Coyote” moment came as the result of Lawn Darts. In the first grade, we were abusing them in the normal manner when one got stuck in a small tree, out of reach. The tree was small enough that, with all of my first grade might, I could shake it and cause the dart to move. It was directly above my head, eight to ten feet up. Just as the “What on Earth am I doing?!?!” thought bubble appeared above my head, it came loose. One of the fins cut the side of my nose.

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