Summer of Fear Leader for 2007: The Ninja Squirrel

OK, we are headed right into the heart of the Summer of Fear news cycle and I think we have a clear leader emerging, the plague carrying ninja squirrel! Can humanity face down this savage unrelenting threat?

Key points:

  1. slashing, biting assault
  2. bitten hard enough to draw blood
  3. school went into a lockdown
  4. even if a squirrel is caught, it will be hard to verify whether it’s the right critter

Can America stand alone against these monsters?

One Response to “Summer of Fear Leader for 2007: The Ninja Squirrel”

  1. Hjalti Says:

    The answer is simple. Death to all squirrels!

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