Summer of Fear Leader for 2007: The Ninja Squirrel
OK, we are headed right into the heart of the Summer of Fear news cycle and I think we have a clear leader emerging, the plague carrying ninja squirrel! Can humanity face down this savage unrelenting threat?
Key points:
- slashing, biting assault
- bitten hard enough to draw blood
- school went into a lockdown
- even if a squirrel is caught, it will be hard to verify whether it’s the right critter
Can America stand alone against these monsters?

May 21st, 2007 at 8:45 am
The answer is simple. Death to all squirrels!