Squirrels Stealing Jobs From Tax Paying Americans
Ok, we know that the Squirrel is the official Summer of Fear animal for 2007 for a reason don’t we? Sure they are involved in spreading the plague and savage attacks but who among us suspected they were stealing work from honest Americans? Well these squirrels are doing exactly that by stealing work from professional archaeologists. Where will our future Indiana Jones get there work if the squirrels are doing it for free. Something must be done, write your congressperson today.
July 14th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Those are Mexican squirrels sneaking across the border to steal our jobs, right? THAT”S why we need a big fence!
July 17th, 2007 at 2:51 am
Squirrels- Archaeologists or Scapegoat? “It’s illegal for HUMANS to dig on the site, but it a squirrel just HAPPENED to find something cool, we’ll take it,” says the person hiding his squirrel sized shovel.