http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1265/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:45:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1265/comment-page-1/#comment-16595 Alice Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:19:49 +0000 http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1265/#comment-16595 Actually, a very similar thing just happened in Denver, involving a keeper and a jaguar, I believe, on a day we were trying to take the kids to the zoo. (We went to the aquarium instead, where no one had been recently mauled by a shark). Sadly, Denver officials just don't have the same pizzazz in choice of subduing equipment. At least they didn't call Philly for advice. Actually, a very similar thing just happened in Denver, involving a keeper and a jaguar, I believe, on a day we were trying to take the kids to the zoo. (We went to the aquarium instead, where no one had been recently mauled by a shark). Sadly, Denver officials just don’t have the same pizzazz in choice of subduing equipment. At least they didn’t call Philly for advice.

]]> http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1265/comment-page-1/#comment-16588 Bill Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:13:45 +0000 http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1265/#comment-16588 If, for some reason, it became necessary for me to taunt an alligator, I would want to do it from catapult range. I can imagine loading one up with, say... turkey carcasses, shooting them way over the reptile's head and yelling "Hey! Scale boy! Bet you wish you could jump, huh? I'm gonna shoot another one. You won't get it either! Nya nya!" If, for some reason, it became necessary for me to taunt an alligator, I would want to do it from catapult range. I can imagine loading one up with, say… turkey carcasses, shooting them way over the reptile’s head and yelling “Hey! Scale boy! Bet you wish you could jump, huh? I’m gonna shoot another one. You won’t get it either! Nya nya!”

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