New Squirrel Secret Weapon

Squirrels have a secret weapon, their hot tails. There, now anyone googling Hot Squirrel Tails can find this site.

3 Responses to “New Squirrel Secret Weapon”

  1. Leta Says:

    My research shows that having “naked” and “wheelchair” on your site will also make you pretty popular.

    (You’re welcome.)

  2. Stacey Says:

    I like the line about borrowing another scientist’s $35,000 camera.

    “Hey, ah… could I borrow that?”

  3. Bill Says:

    Ah! You’ve made a common mistake of those not familiar with college labs… It said he borrowed it. It said nothing about _ASKING_.

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