Oh the Interwebs
Ok, quick lesson on the internet. People can say pretty much whatever they like. It doesn’t make it true, despite my sites slogan, and nobody pays much attention when people talk nonsense. Now, somebody grab a bicycle and ride up to the Shaolin Temple and tell them this. Thanks.
Oh, by the way, Leta sent me a note about a Montgomery County squirrel that totally schooled this ninja dude and Shaolin monk that were taped together and covered in razor blades. That squirrel is hard core old school dude, I am totally not making this up.

September 1st, 2007 at 9:54 am
Which only goes to prove that the Onion doesn’t need to make this stuff up anymore.
September 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 am
Surely China has more important things to do, like deciding they get to pick the next Dalai Lama and thwarting anyone who disagrees.
But maybe they are using these things as a distractionas part of their plan to take over the world? Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
September 3rd, 2007 at 9:38 am
China would take over the world, but I heard this one time Japan challenged them to a fight and totally kicked them around. This proves Japan is going to take over the world. Hmmm. Maybe I better not say that on the interweb, somebody might think I am serious…