I Hope This Is A Clever Hoax
I hope this is just a clever because if it isn’t I swear I have lost all hope for mankind. Santas in Australia have been told to say ‘Ha ha ha’ instead of ‘Ho ho ho’ as it may be offensive to women. Alien overlords come take over, we have hit bottom.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Aaaaah.
I’m ready to picket the local grocery store for offering Ho Ho’s. What if children ate them?! In fact, I’m offended you wrote ‘Hoax’ as it’s offensive to women since it starts out with the same letters as a slang term for a slang term. You can’t fool me with that x on the end!!
“it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.” sigh.
November 16th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Ho Ho Hoax?
November 16th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I think it might have something to do with timing and perhaps counting. While “Ho ho ho” doesn’t seem offensive, one little slip and “Ho ho ho, Ho” might be.