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Injustice in Baseball History: Ban on Non-Human Players

A great post that has been honored in the 2007 Best American Sportswriting Annual details one of the tragedies of Major League Baseball’s sad historic ban on Non-Human players: Bugs Bunny, greatest banned player ever.

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3 Responses to “Injustice in Baseball History: Ban on Non-Human Players”

  1. Alice Says:
    December 10th, 2007 at 4:38 am

    Well, you can’t really blame them. When tested, Bugs was positive for all sorts of altered proteins and hormones.

  2. Brett Says:
    December 10th, 2007 at 6:47 am

    Bugs never knowingly ingested any illegal substances. Those photos of him and Barry Bonds prove nothing.

  3. Bill Says:
    December 10th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Sorry Brett… Bugs has been filmed consuming “super-vitamized, locked-in flavorized, atomized, modern desi-o-nized super carrots.” While the vitamins and flavor may not be out-of-bounds, atomized? modern desi-o-nized? He knew.

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