‘Surrender England’ Says The Archbishop of Canterbury
The amiable but clearly addlepated Archbishop of Canterbury declared that imposing Sharia law over England is inevitable. It is interesting that he only picks Sharia Law for special privilege. I am surprised as Jews have lived in England for quite awhile (at least since the Expulsion Act of 1290 was rescinded in 1656), yet the Church of England has never called for Hasidic law to be applied anywhere. I also note the good Archbishop has been strangely silent on setting up Jedi courts for those of the Jedi Church. I suspect the Church of Satan may want to think about setting up their own laws in England as well, after all it would help the followers of that religion feel more at home. Oddly he doesn’t even call for a return of the separate church legal system for the Christian Church that was abolished in the reformation even though that might help out some of the English who ‘do not relate to the British legal system’ as it is changing around them.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Its easy really. Just start blowing up or lopping the heads off of anyone who disagrees with you. The UK is keen to cave in. How do you think the CoE got started anyway?
February 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Not entirely true. Sure, the head lopping grabbed a lot of headlines, but it was the coffee and donuts after church that really put us on the map. The Catholics I’ve gone to church with skulk out right after communion without any caffeine and carbohydrate bonding, so that church’s days are clearly numbered. Sharia law will only hit the big time here if congregants can be bribed with food.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Not to get in a religious war, here, but you can’t exactly pick up a decent lasagna at Dunkin’ Donuts. Or Pierogies. Such things are held sacred and reserved for Catholic Church dinners.
There must be more to it, because obviously the cheese blintz is proof that the Jews are God’s Chosen People.