First Summer of Fear Candidate for 2008!
All right folk line up for the first serious contender for the Summer of Fear 2008 race.
A perfect toxin-loaded killing machine, there is no creature on earth that can dispatch a human being so easily or so quickly.
Oh yeah, it is on like Donkey Kong!
February 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I dunno….. I used to summer at Solomon’s Island, also know as the North American jellyfish habitat. The jellyfish there were many, varied, and terrifying in their sneakiness, but they stayed in the Bay. One could be safe by restricting all swimming to the less inviting by decidedly more jellyfish-free swimming pools.
I think that the best Summer of Fear Candidate for Average Working Americans will walk the land and thus be able to attack us in grocery store parking lots and such.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Depends on the type of henchmen they have right? I mean, I think I may have a jellyfish here in my pocket. Oops, no. That was a Jelly Belly.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Remember anyone, the next time you see Hjalti.
“Is that a jellyfish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.”
February 14th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
According to the article, it has:
Four brains that operate competitively in the search for food.
This is NOT a fitness enhancing adaptation IMHO.
“I want pizza!”
“I want sushi!”
“I want a hamburger!”
“I want ice cream!”
Whithout a goal directed @sshole in charge, how does it ever get to eat?