Two Solid Summer of Fear Articles

Two good Summer of Fear articles today, the first is on the Ten Most Painful Bites with bites that range from to

Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a three-inch rusty nail in your heel.

to the more subtle

You’ll be screaming and writhing in agony. & It feels like every gland in your body is purged of all its hormones, you’ll feel absolutely drained from the experience.

all are described in loving detail.

Then we move on the the Python threat to our children and the American way. I can remember when it was just fire ants and killer bees that we lived in fear of, now it is monstrous serpents. Life is good.

2 Responses to “Two Solid Summer of Fear Articles”

  1. Bill Says:

    Burma!
    Why did you say Burma?
    I panicked.
    But seriously, another small mammal consumer. Alice is in trouble.

  2. Alice Says:

    That’s why I’m going to hide in New Zealand, where there aren’t any stinging things or bitey things and the reason the moas went extinct was because there were NO predators before the Maori arrived, so they could just walk up to a moa and bludgeon it to death whenever anyone got a bit peckish.

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