Sharks Go For It, Attack Man In Bedroom Far From The Ocean.
Sharks have decided to make their move in the Summer of Fear 2008 campaign with a shocking attack on man in his bedroom hundreds of miles from the ocean. This sort of initiative on the Sharks behalf may push them over the finish line first this year. Come on news agencies, you can give us better fearful stories of bear attacks, squirrel sabotage, or camel spittings don’t fall down on the job!
Edit: Squirrels respond by eating a museum. Lame.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:39 am
“‘It was the most frightening experience of my life,’ he said.” What a lucky boy!
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Not only is it a shark, but it is a ZOMBIE shark.