Bears Go For It, Fail In Last Minute Summer of Fear 2008 Bid
Bears make a last ditch attempt at being this year’s Summer of Fear winner and fall short of the mark. Really now, does any right thinking bear think that breaking into a house and stealing bread and milk is going to throw the media into full panic mode? In an election year this had no chance at all. Next up a man gets attacked by a grizzly bear but manages to not only kill it but drives himself to the hospital after resetting his dislocated shoulder. Better luck next year Bears.

June 10th, 2008 at 9:30 am
I saw on the news that there is a bear terrorizing Gaithersburg right now. Authorities are paralyzed, hoping the bear will just go away.
June 10th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
The bear is just trying to take back some of the glory that is the Shark this summer.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Wow. Grizzly picked the wrong dude to attack that day! Tough hikers in the interior of BC. I know you’ve already thrown your lot in with the sharks, but they are less likely to sneak into my kitchen and eat my bread. A certain dog, however…