Bears Go For It, Fail In Last Minute Summer of Fear 2008 Bid

Bear Photo by tkant57 on Flickr, Used with Creative Commons Permission. Bears make a last ditch attempt at being this year’s Summer of Fear winner and fall short of the mark. Really now, does any right thinking bear think that breaking into a house and stealing bread and milk is going to throw the media into full panic mode? In an election year this had no chance at all. Next up a man gets attacked by a grizzly bear but manages to not only kill it but drives himself to the hospital after resetting his dislocated shoulder. Better luck next year Bears.

3 Responses to “Bears Go For It, Fail In Last Minute Summer of Fear 2008 Bid”

  1. Carol Says:

    I saw on the news that there is a bear terrorizing Gaithersburg right now. Authorities are paralyzed, hoping the bear will just go away.

  2. Brett Says:

    The bear is just trying to take back some of the glory that is the Shark this summer.

  3. stacey Says:

    Wow. Grizzly picked the wrong dude to attack that day! Tough hikers in the interior of BC. I know you’ve already thrown your lot in with the sharks, but they are less likely to sneak into my kitchen and eat my bread. A certain dog, however…

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