Comments on: A Catch Up Post, Squirrel Lite http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1569/ Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:16:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bill http://www.gleefulgecko.com/archives/1569/comment-page-1/#comment-43245 Bill Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:57:45 +0000 http://www.gleefulgecko.com/?p=1569#comment-43245 I'm thinking it's about time to start repurposing all of the old lawyer jokes to where they now seem to be really needed... What do you call 1000 short traders at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. Why did God make snakes just before mutual fund managers? For the practice. And now, one I composed myself some time ago but never felt angry enough at a lawyer to use: What do you call a room containing 12 bank executives, six shot through the head? Just a second, I'm reloading. I’m thinking it’s about time to start repurposing all of the old lawyer jokes to where they now seem to be really needed…

What do you call 1000 short traders at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Why did God make snakes just before mutual fund managers?
For the practice.

And now, one I composed myself some time ago but never felt angry enough at a lawyer to use:

What do you call a room containing 12 bank executives, six shot through the head?
Just a second, I’m reloading.

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