On Your Knees Saxon Wench Cried Billy The Boy Bastard King Of England

Bayeux Tapestry by dek at Flickr

Bayeux Tapestry by dek at Flickr

Apparently there are three movies in the works about the Battle of Hastings. I can’t wait to see how they improve the story, I am sure it will be awesome. Hopefully the elves will show up like they did at Helms Deep. I always thought the Battle of Hastings lacked Orlando Bloom style action. Free donut to anyone who knows where the headline is from.

2 Responses to “On Your Knees Saxon Wench Cried Billy The Boy Bastard King Of England”

  1. Leta Says:

    From that article in that PG county local paper that ran about Markland while we were in college. Or was it the Diamondback?

    I guess I only get half a donut….

  2. Brett Says:

    Leta wins. That article single handedly killed my belief in the accuracy of newspapers. It was one of the county papers, but sadly it was long before Google so I have no idea which it was. I do remember it reached amazing levels of inaccurate awfulness.

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