Secret Questions
Many banks use secret questions to help verify your identity. Often these are easily guessable or googleable things like your Mother’s maiden name or where you went to High School, but some banks are now allowing you to make your own questions, which is a good thing as this will be much harder to break. However, this is the greatest response to creating your own questions I have ever seen. I rarely laugh out loud (or LOL) for real, but as I imagined the poor banker reading these I was laughing like a mad man. Not work safe however if you have someone reading over your shoulder.
May 21st, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Q: Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
A: Crap!
Q: Look, Mac, you and us? We’re just soldiers, right? We don’t even know what this war’s all about. All we do is we fight and we die and for what? We don’t get anything out of it. In about a half an hour the whole American army’s gonna be comin’ down that road. Why don’t you do yourself a great, big fat favor, huh? And get the hell outta here?
A: I have orders. This bank isn’t to fall into the hands of the American army.