Do your part, turn in copyright violators.
You can do your part to protect the great systems of eternal copyrights that has made our country the leading light of freedom that it is by turning in people who sing “Happy Birthday” in public. No wait! This isn’t actually as stupid as it sounds, check out the Unhappy Birthday site.

October 27th, 2005 at 10:49 pm
Is the Markland birthday song copyrighted? It’s cheerier.