The Summer of Fear Official Kickoff for 2006
We have been waiting with baited breath for what will be this summer’s terror. Will it be sharks again? Lightning? Africanized Bees? The suspense of waiting for what the summer’s terror will be? Well it isn’t any of those things, it is ….
it is……
it is……
it is……….
it is…………..
Alligators! Woooooot! Let the summer officially begin! Too bad Bears, better luck next year.
Update: Bears feeling left out go after the monkeys and the cyclists.
May 15th, 2006 at 9:19 am
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Yeeeeeah. The internet may someday be as smart as those alligators. 1 of whom is dead and the other 2 are sleeping it off.
May 15th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Wake me up when they’re weildling firearms.
May 15th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
I vote bears, but I prefer last years squirrels.
May 15th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Updated to show the bears last minute run on the summer terror crown.
May 17th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
The MSM was hoping it would be albinos, but it looks like the DVC might tank.
May 17th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
I have to admit I place squirells higher on my list than I do Da Vinci Code villians…..
May 20th, 2006 at 8:51 am
Apparently the fine folks at the register are having a crack at this as well. They have the bears leading in their league table.