Bears on the rampage, man is helpless against their fury. Phear the summer of the BEAR!
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Henceforth all bears shall be equiped with ANSI/OSHA Class IV rotating amber warning lights. The issue of whether a backing claxon will be required is still under consideration.
“…and newcomers unfamiliar with bears leave out improperly latched trash cans and other attractive treats.”
Can you believe this “Blame the Victim” mentality? Poor frightened homeowners, awakened by a crash of trash can lids, realize in horror that they are either the victims of an amatuer production of “Stomp”…
July 25th, 2006 at 8:41 am
Henceforth all bears shall be equiped with ANSI/OSHA Class IV rotating amber warning lights. The issue of whether a backing claxon will be required is still under consideration.
July 25th, 2006 at 9:19 am
“…and newcomers unfamiliar with bears leave out improperly latched trash cans and other attractive treats.”
Can you believe this “Blame the Victim” mentality? Poor frightened homeowners, awakened by a crash of trash can lids, realize in horror that they are either the victims of an amatuer production of “Stomp”…
Or BEARS.