Reporters: Reporters are those lovely folks who slow down to a crawl while passing an accident, even if the accident is on the other side of the road and not blocking them, so that they can soak up the full ambiance of the accident scene. They just love to see bent fenders and broken glass, they will nearly orgasm if they see any blood or a fire. They must soak up every detail so they can accurately report back the gory details to their friends, who presumably have never seen an accident themselves.

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