Archive for the 'News' Category

Giving the Gangers Ideas

Friday, November 11th, 2011

This sort of news story is just the sort that will have gang members out doing archaeological digs all over the place. Crashed Spitfire found in bog with working machine guns. ‘Yo homies, get me a trowel, shit just got real.’ The poor archaeologists out there armed only with their bull whips will have no [...]

The Last Bongthing is Dead

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Samdup Taso, the last Bongthing of Sikkim is dead and leaves the world without a shaman of Kanchenjunga for the first time since the 13th century. In America we regard it as a cultural tragedy when the hardware store that opened in the 1940s closes.

You Had Me At Saber Toothed Squirrel…

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

Saber toothed squirrel ancestor found. Happily no longer around to conspire against humanity and chew up our power lines. I can only shudder at the thought of what one of these monsters could do to a helpless bird feeder.

Southern Hemisphere Summer Of Fear: Sharks!

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

The Summer of Fear season is still going strong on the bottom of the world as sharks make a run for the title. This story is classic Summer of Fear material, check out the picture of the Shark, that is classic red meat. That is no fish, it is a monster! Run for the hills! [...]

Want To Make Something Of It

Friday, October 21st, 2011

British lawyers say American Independence is illegal. Americans point out the Britons, Picts and Saxons have a similar complaint. Come talk to us after you have made that all better. Also, I think the Native Americans would like a place in this line as well, and I think they come in before you do.

News Can Be Tricky

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

So when I first read this story I thought, what an abusive idiot and it is entirely possible that this is true. However, there is also a real possibility that he is a victim of the weird hobby in the news phenomena. I would be interested to hear the other side of this one, if [...]