Archive for the 'News' Category

Flaming Holiday Goat

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

It isn’t really the holidays until the Swedish Christmas Goat is in flames is it? Apparently this year’s cunning plan to protect the goat was to soak it in water to freeze it, but the weather has been too mild and goat met the same fate as 2008′s goat, shown below in the video.

Clarkson Apologizes

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

After apologies to almost everyone in the world at this point I am considering adding a ‘Clarkson Apologizes‘ tag to the site.

Block SOPA

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Terrible law is terrible law. I have written my congress creatures. Please write yours and protest this terrible law. PROTECT IP Act Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

Giving the Gangers Ideas

Friday, November 11th, 2011

This sort of news story is just the sort that will have gang members out doing archaeological digs all over the place. Crashed Spitfire found in bog with working machine guns. ‘Yo homies, get me a trowel, shit just got real.’ The poor archaeologists out there armed only with their bull whips will have no [...]

The Last Bongthing is Dead

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Samdup Taso, the last Bongthing of Sikkim is dead and leaves the world without a shaman of Kanchenjunga for the first time since the 13th century. In America we regard it as a cultural tragedy when the hardware store that opened in the 1940s closes.

You Had Me At Saber Toothed Squirrel…

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

Saber toothed squirrel ancestor found. Happily no longer around to conspire against humanity and chew up our power lines. I can only shudder at the thought of what one of these monsters could do to a helpless bird feeder.