Archive for the 'Pettiness' Category

To Those Who Come Here Searching For

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

To those who come here searching for “the rise & fall of ruby woo” torrents. You can sample most of the music on the album at their website and mySpace page. I understand wanting to listen to an artist before you buy and support that, but if you are just looking to steal their music [...]

Hold The Bastard Accountable

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Ok, I do have some sympathy for the descendants of Admiral Byng, but not much really. They have put a petition to Parliment to ‘restore his honor’, but not pardon him. They say
It has been a long time … but if we were moved by the families of World War One, which was a long [...]

Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper, Liquid Yak Barf

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

This limited edition soda from Dr Pepper is liquid yak barf. That is all.

Scotland Nears Perfection

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Scotland after curing cancer, defeating poverty, abolishing alcohol abuse and ending the sectarian disputes between Celtic and Rangers fans moved one step closer to perfection by producing a draft document of government guidelines for cat ownership, the Draft Cat Welfare Code of Practice. Wait? What about man’s best friend? Don’t sob, Scotland the nearly perfect [...]

Is Europe a Country?

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

So I got sent this by some of the Europeans at work. This is of course exactly what they think all Americans are like. I don’t mind, it make me look good.

Christmas Time - Yay or Bah?

Friday, December 21st, 2007

So I was reading Tony Long’s complaints about holiday excess in Wired and I had to pause and ask myself “Self, why don’t you hate Christmas?”

Engla, err Wales, Land of Sensibility

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Two great stories out of Wales today. In the first Llandudno’s finest bust a children’s chorus at the shopping mall for drowning out the sound of the tills. Thats some mighty fine policing there Lou.
In the second an Irishman was convicted and received a jail sentence for racial harassment for calling a Welsh woman English. [...]

Jeremy Clarkson, The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

By far the most visited post on the site is Jeremy Clarkson Hates America, Who? Should We Care?. When I look at how people turn up on the site searches for ‘Jeremy Clarks Sucks’, ‘Jeremy Clarkson is a dick’ and ‘why does jeremy clarkson hate america so’ are always in the search part of my [...]

I Hope This Is A Clever Hoax

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I hope this is just a clever because if it isn’t I swear I have lost all hope for mankind. Santas in Australia have been told to say ‘Ha ha ha’ instead of ‘Ho ho ho’ as it may be offensive to women. Alien overlords come take over, we have hit bottom.

Great Editorial on Nonsense Copyrights

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

I don’t hate copyrights but it is my belief that they are they are being abused beyond all recognition of what copyright was originally supposed to be about. Here is a good editorial from the Guardian on the topic.