Archive for the 'Summer of Fear' Category

Bears React To Losing This Year’s Summer of Fear Badly

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

Bears reacted badly to losing this year’s Summer of Fear contest to Sharks by trying to attack an Alaskan town and being driven off by a puppy.

Summer of Fear 2008 Winner: The Shark

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

It has been a lean year for the Summer of Fear, but I want to congratulate the 2008 and winner, return champion, the Shark. It has been close up the wire but the Shark pulled a win out with this brilliant story in the ever reliable Sun. Well done Sharks everywhere.

Bears Go For It, Fail In Last Minute Summer of Fear 2008 Bid

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Bears make a last ditch attempt at being this year’s Summer of Fear winner and fall short of the mark. Really now, does any right thinking bear think that breaking into a house and stealing bread and milk is going to throw the media into full panic mode? In an election year this [...]

Sharks Go For It, Attack Man In Bedroom Far From The Ocean.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Sharks have decided to make their move in the Summer of Fear 2008 campaign with a shocking attack on man in his bedroom hundreds of miles from the ocean. This sort of initiative on the Sharks behalf may push them over the finish line first this year. Come on news agencies, you can give us [...]

Sharks Riot off of Mexican Coast!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Third shark attack in a month at a beach off Mexico. Story is actually calmer than normal, which is frustrating to the Shark’s chances of for the Summer of Fear title. They do manage to blame it on global warming which is a bonus factor this year.

Summer of Fear Nears, Who Will Win This Year’s Contest?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

This year seems to be slow for animal panic stories to me. We have Coyotes, Sharks and Squirrels all running close but I am disappointed by the showing from fan favorites, the bear so far. Anyhow, here are squirrels burning down someone’s home because they are evil little monsters.

Man Irritates Shark

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Ok, perennial Summer of Fear contender the Shark is really making a run for it this year with constant appearances in the news. In today’s story man gets bit by shark and escapes by poking the shark in the eye. He is an Aussie so you know he is hard core.
This year is actually [...]

Road Runner Replaced By Nanny

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

A new contender in the Summer of Fear challenge for 2008, the Coyote. His plot foiled by a Nanny, that is a big come down from being foiled by the Road Runner in my opinion.

Laxness Cannot Be Forgiven

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

I have been lax on the recent spate of shark attack stories in the news and I apologize. At first it was because the stories were reasonably written, no hysteria and Summer of Fear is all about hysteria. Anyhow, I slipped up so here is a shark eating a guy off the coast of Mexico. [...]

We Are Doomed. DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMED!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

They are teaching bears Kung-Fu in Japan. We are doomed.

Via Mightygodking
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