I have met some dumb people in my time, but this was an amazingly bad decision. I can’t even begin to call it a Summer of Fear story, the animal is just not to blame here.
This is one I never thought I would see, but here is the scoop on when manatees terrorize a swimmer.
Wombats, Feisty When Cornered. Laugh all you want until you find yourself in a pipe with one.
A perennial favorite the shark has had a great year in the news. This sadly is very very bad news for the shark indeed. Last winter saw Shark attacks in Hawaii make the news and they have kept coming pretty much all year since. We know the numbers and we are supposedly ration beings, but Sharks are Sharks and they make big news even when they don’t eat anyone at all. I know it is scary as heck, but a busted surf board is just not that big a deal normally, but throw in a shark and WHAM. This is not to say that Sharks do not attack, they do. They bite and when they do you don’t normally just knock back a beer and get on with your day. Sharks even try to eat Sharks. Sharks try to eat the internet. People do die in Shark attacks. The deaths are tragic but our human response is out of scale to the danger and that makes the Shark a possible champion ever year. Congrats Sharks, I hope you don’t get wiped out because humans can’t rationally measure risk.
Ok, not a real contender at any point this year, but I love hawks and thought their attempt this year to break into the contest deserved a mention. Keep it up hawks, keep it up.
There is no argueing that Crocs made a serious run for this year’s Summer of Fear championship. They were in the news with the first Crocodile attack in the US, along with numerous other stories and the Crocs even took a seriously cheeky shot at their competitors. So why do they miss out this year? Well for starters there is a lack of panic and to take the crown you need some panic, that is what Summer of Fear is all about. And then there is this story in which an Aussie shakes off a croc attack then downs a beer and drives himself to the hospital. You have to want it more than that crocs.