Archive for the 'Summer of Fear' Category

Another Aquatic Contender For 2008’s Summer Of Fear

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Yet another aquatic contender for 2008’s Summer of Fear campaign, the Snakehead. No fear mongering in this story just a straight up relay of the facts, like
snakeheads eat everything they see and can even kill humans
. No sensationalism here. Funny, the wikipedia article on Snakeheads and the fan site for them at Snakeheads.org don’t [...]

In Australia It Is Already Their Summer Of Fear!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

The Aussies give us the second big contender for Summer of Fear 2008. This previous champion serves to show that some people’s theories:
I think that the best Summer of Fear Candidate for Average Working Americans will walk the land and thus be able to attack us in grocery store parking lots and such.
are perhaps not [...]

First Summer of Fear Candidate for 2008!

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

All right folk line up for the first serious contender for the Summer of Fear 2008 race.
A perfect toxin-loaded killing machine, there is no creature on earth that can dispatch a human being so easily or so quickly.
Oh yeah, it is on like Donkey Kong!

Summer of Fear Gets A Bit Too Personal

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Their day out was to end in unforgettable horror when a crocodile killed Brett, then returned to circle relentlessly beneath a tree in which the other two had taken refuge.
This story is not new, but when Brett gets eaten by a croc, I pay attention.
Also in croc news you have the heartwarming story of a [...]

Sunday Trivia

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Who is the highest ranking Penguin in the world?
Answer. Now you know.

The only thing I regret…

Monday, December 10th, 2007

“The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar.” Who will save us when our toilets become potential death traps?

This Can’t End Well

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Despite our ongoing evidence that squirrels are plotting to destroy us utterly this master armorer has decided to start selling them plate armor. This cannot end well at all.

Flaming Squirrels Attack New Jersey, The End is Nigh

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Can anyone doubt the end times are upon us!? Flaming squirrels attack in New Jersey and our only response is mock tombstones. We are doomed. Doomed I say.
Via Fark

New Summer of Fear Candidate, Or Are They

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Our newest Summer of Fear 2008 candidate has a healthy campaign kick off killing nine soldiers and wounding eleven, you guessed it, it is Robots! Yes, I know we have been worried about them since they were first discussed so they really aren’t a new candidate, but now we are giving them guns and telling [...]

Bears Going For Summer of Fear 2008

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Bears are not slacking in the race for Summer of Fear 2008 as they attack a woman in her condo. Remember the golden rule, never invite a bear into your condo, it is always a bad idea. Bears are moving up, according to the story last week they attacked a guy in his garage.