Today In History: Small World Ride Opens at Disneyland
Saturday, May 28th, 2005May 28th: Today in 1966 the Its A Small World Ride opens at Disneyland. This ride drains sanity from humans faster than talk radio. Read lies about the ride here.
Archive for May, 2005
Another reason to never leave your safe little house.
Friday, May 27th, 2005Virtual Disneyworld. Pretty fun to play with and a heck of a lot cheaper than the real thing.
Digital Rights Management in the wild
Friday, May 27th, 2005Digital Rights Management (DRM) is a novel concept that when Hollywood, a book company, an online record store sell you something, they can control exactly what you do with it. For example, when I download a song from Itunes, they have a small bit of computer code attached to that song that prevents me from [...]
A sure way to get a posthumous Medal of Macho.
Friday, May 27th, 2005After being fatally shot with a crossbow, pull the bolt out and say ‘Is that all you f—–g got? Yeah, a moron, but a macho moron to the end.
A Mighty Nation of Proud Spork Wielders
Friday, May 27th, 2005Doctors in the UK are calling for a ban on kitchen knives. When kitchen knives are outlawed, only outlaws will have kitchen knives.
Today In History: Bismark Sunk
Friday, May 27th, 2005May 27th: Today in 1941 the Bismark was sunk by the British Navy*. *unless it is the Hollywood film version, then it was sunk by a plucky GI from New York with a hand grenade.