Archive for October, 2005

Students Worship Mutant Squirrel

Saturday, October 15th, 2005

Students attribute mutant squirrel with supernatural powers. Could this be the start of a strange new cult? I for one welcome our new mutant squirrel overlords….

Today In History: First Sub Sinks (Unintentionally)

Saturday, October 15th, 2005

October 15th: Today in 1863 the CSS Hunley, the first ’sucessful’ submarine sinks, killing it’s crew and inventor. This isn’t the sucessful bit, that comes after they raise her, bury the dead, put a new crew of gullible crew on and set her sailing again. The Hunley eventually sunk a Union ship, but sunk itself [...]

Today In History: William I of England kills pretender

Friday, October 14th, 2005

October 14th: Today in 1066 William the First of England killed a pretender to the throne at the Battle of Hastings. The false pretender, one Harold Godwin, had vowed to support William to be king of England but had broken his oath and attempted to steal the throne for himself. William could not allow this [...]

Today In History: Breaking of the Templars

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

October 13th: Today in 1307 the King of France, Philip the Fair had all the Knights Templars in France arrested and seized their assets. Tortured into confessing to heresy they were massacred. On his execution, chapter master Jacques de Molay cursed both King Philip and the Pope to die within the year. Both did, proving [...]

Today In History: Columbus Lands

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

October 12th: Today in 1492 Christopher Columbus sets shore in what he believes to be the Asia, actually the Caribbean. This kicks off a massive effort by Europe to exploit the benefits of this New World and eventually leads directly to the birth of roller derby. Funny how these things work out sometimes.

Bears Rampage in China

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

Chinese Bear Bile Farmer Eaten By His Own Bears. I can think of worse jobs than being a bear bile farmer, but not many.

Bow Crime Goes Big Time

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

Man tries to rob train with bow and arrow. A California man took over a train with a bow and arrow in a apparent attempt to hijack the train. The police unsportingly responded by shooting him with bullets when he threatened to shoot them with his bow. No crack addled giant squid were harmed that [...]

Cocaine Crazed Squirrels Terrorize London

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

In a dramatic new animal terror story London is gripped in fear as cocaine crazed squirrels terrorize the city. No word yet if they are packing heat or not but there is suspicion that this is the start of the slippery slope leading to bears armed with long bows.

Today In History: Saturday Night Live Debuts

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

October 11th: Today in 1975 the first episode of Saturday Night Live debuted. I am pretty sure I saw it on the first night and loved it, but somewhere years ago I stopped watching. I suspect it was because to me that first class of Saturday Night actors, Belushi, Radner, Ackroyd, Chase, Newman, Curtin [...]

Today In History: US Naval Academy Opens

Monday, October 10th, 2005

October 10th: Today in 1845 the US Naval Academy opened in Annapolis, Maryland.