Archive for December, 2005

Today In History: A Rare Washington Field Victory

Sunday, December 25th, 2005

December 25th: Today in 1776 George Washington had one of his rare victories on a battle field. Taking the crumbling remains of the continental army across the Deleware river he suprised some Hessian troops in Trenton, NJ. It was a pretty small affair, but it showed the world that the continentals were not about to [...]

Today In History: War Of 1812 Ends

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

December 24th: Today in 1814 the Treaty of Ghent was signed ending the War of 1812. You remember the war of 1812 don’t you? No, that was the revolution…. and that one was the civil war. You really should read up on the War of 1812 you know.

Today In History: Washington Resigns

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

December 23rd: Today in 1783 George Washington reseigned as Commander-In-Chief of the Continental Army. The move was filled with symbolism, it was intended to show that the military should always be subordinate to the civilian government in the United States and it set a precedent that worked exactly as Washington intended it to. He may [...]

1984 slower than expected.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Today in Great Britain a plan was introduced for the tracking all car trips made in the country. It is expect that this will be followed by the voluntary installation of telescreens into private homes, to be made mandatory if not enough people volunteer. Authorities apologize for the slowness of the arrival of the predicted [...]

Today In History: Nuts

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

December 22nd: Today in 1944 German troops surrounding Bastogne demanded its surrender, General Anthony McAuliffe when awakened with the demand gave an obscene reply and wrote ‘Nuts’ on the paper he sent back with the German representatives. They correctly translated this as ‘Go to hell’ and began concentrated attacks on the city. The American troops [...]

Kids Toys

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

They just don’t make the cool kids toys they used to. Via Lileks