Went to see Harry Potter And The Order of the Phoenix last night and enjoyed it. Best film so far for me. The acting was better across the board, all of the big three (Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint) turn in good performances with fewer of the big reveal faces that feature heavily in [...]

This sort of thing pisses me off. I am getting tired of petty bureaucrats using 9/11 as an excuse for their over eager power plays. If you have a government building that really does need to be secret, put it out in Fort Meade or some other base that you really can control the access [...]

A very sad day today as I discover that the Weekly World News is shutting down. There is no newspaper I trust more completely than this newspaper which first exposed the truth about the Batboy, Bigfoot Stole My Wife (and the follow up, Bigfoot Stole My Truck) and the CIA stole my brain.

I had some extra time at Heathrow yesterday and didn’t have a book with me so I picked up a copy of the last Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I read it in the airport and on the flight home and it was ok. Better than the last two I think, [...]

Had an interesting flight home yesterday, the flight itself was fine, late but not horribly so, but the scene when we arrived at Heathrow Terminal Four was best described as chaotic. The English, good love them, love to stand in line so they were forming lines in front of some new barrier tents, but nobody [...]

The summer of fear is heating up now as more stories about squirrel savagery appear in the news. You are not safe, your loved ones are not safe, not even the police are safe as this story demonstrates vividly. That vicious rodent sunk its razor-sharp incisors (through the glove) into her fingers. Tune in for [...]

This has made headlines so you all may have seen it but a major viking hoard has been found in Yorkshire. The find itself is remarkable, but so is the fact that the father and son metal detectors left it mostly closed and took it straight to the authorities saying: We don’t need owt. We’ve [...]

Ok, we know that the Squirrel is the official Summer of Fear animal for 2007 for a reason don’t we? Sure they are involved in spreading the plague and savage attacks but who among us suspected they were stealing work from honest Americans? Well these squirrels are doing exactly that by stealing work from professional [...]

OK, I promise I haven’t gone all summer of fear all the time format but I couldn’t pass up this story of Elite British Attack Badgers in Iraq.

Squirrels when not savagely attacking schools and spreading plague have enlisted as surveillance ninjas. Is there no stopping these monsters?