Archive for May, 2008

Sharks Go For It, Attack Man In Bedroom Far From The Ocean.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Sharks have decided to make their move in the Summer of Fear 2008 campaign with a shocking attack on man in his bedroom hundreds of miles from the ocean. This sort of initiative on the Sharks behalf may push them over the finish line first this year. Come on news agencies, you can give us [...]

England Cannot Fail While The Cheese Still Rolls

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Many are worried in England and abroad that the English are forgetting who they are and fading away as a culture. I say that the Lion of England can never fall while the cheese still rolls. God save the Queen and protect us from the Nanny State.

Sharks Riot off of Mexican Coast!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Third shark attack in a month at a beach off Mexico. Story is actually calmer than normal, which is frustrating to the Shark’s chances of for the Summer of Fear title. They do manage to blame it on global warming which is a bonus factor this year.

St. Paul Saints Rule!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I love minor league baseball, the games are fun and the promotions are brilliant. Case in point, the Larry Craig Bobble Foot being given away by the St. Paul Saints. On their site it says they are celebrating National Tap Dancing Day with the bobblefoot as well. Oh, and the Yanks are still in last [...]

Summer of Fear Nears, Who Will Win This Year’s Contest?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

This year seems to be slow for animal panic stories to me. We have Coyotes, Sharks and Squirrels all running close but I am disappointed by the showing from fan favorites, the bear so far. Anyhow, here are squirrels burning down someone’s home because they are evil little monsters.

Fan Service for Gleeful Gecko Fans

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Ok, I have a pretty narrow reader base. Some are Jeremy Clarkson haters, some fear dangerous animals, some are history buffs, some are theatrical types, and some are ravening followers of the old gods. It pleases me when I find a story that crosses boundaries and hits the mark for fans from different areas. So [...]