Archive for January, 2009

Witness Against Him Too Good. Let Him Go.

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Judge James Tabor, QC, told the 35-year-old mother of two that she was “honest, utterly decent and brave” but her “impressive” performance in the witness box could sway the jury unfairly. Just when I think I have the world figured out you see a story like this one. An eyewitness is too credible, so they [...]

Summer of Fear 2009: The Panda?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Apparently the panda has decided to throw their hat into the ring for the 2009 Summer of Fear contest. Their initial entry is a bit weak, a panda bit some guy on the leg when the idiot jumped into the panda enclosesure, but it is a start and we will be watching anxiously to see [...]

Jeremy Clarkson’s New Crusade

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Jeremy Clarkson’s (who?) newest crusade isn’t against ugly women in shop’s or American’s, it is against board games like Monopoly, Risk or Scrabble. Apparently having met the bottom of the barrel for topics he has decided to keep digging. You have to admire his determination.

Summer of Fear 2009: Sharks Losing To Aussies

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

The sharks are having a rough opening to this year’s summer of fear as Aussies are either pretty calm about being eaten by sharks or just driving them off. I would suggest a change of tactics for them, attack American’s and there will be much more shrieking and wailing about it in the media which [...]

Important Anniversery

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Wednesday is the 90th Anniversary of the Great Molasses Flood in Boston mentioned here previously.

What Now England?

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Ok, this whole UK squirrel thing is getting out of hand, first they are coloring them, then they are eating them, now they are making them into potato chips? This is getting a bit creepy.