Archive for October, 2011

You Want to Grab a Bite?

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

So apparently piranhas are talking to each other now. Individually piranhas aren’t great conversationalist, but in a pack they can skeletonize a Thurber in minutes.

The Romans, The Vikings, The Normans, Then Nobody….

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

Who has conquered England? The Romans, the Vikings, the Normans, then nobody until the Health and Safety Bureaucrats came. Once they ruled the world, now they can’t be trusted with balloons and party favors.

Bears, Not Taking Loss Well

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

When I am down I eat pizza. Bears do too. Other bears think they are dogs and gnaw on your ankles. Come on bears, buck up.