Ranting of a History Crank

Monday, February 27th, 2012

So here is a cute little news story about how Doncaster is really part of Scotland due to some shenanigans back in the twelfth century. A nice adorable little news piece that got my blood boiling. {Begin History Nerd Rant} I think you will find that Rome never released Britannia from the Empire, it said [...]

The Romans, The Vikings, The Normans, Then Nobody….

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

Who has conquered England? The Romans, the Vikings, the Normans, then nobody until the Health and Safety Bureaucrats came. Once they ruled the world, now they can’t be trusted with balloons and party favors.

Once They Were A Land Of Giants

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

It is now too dangerous to even cross the streets in England. I expect society will soon ground to a halt and all will come to ruin, but at least it will be safe.

More Of England Succombs to the March of the Nannies

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Town famous for its medieval heritage to lose its cobblestones over health and safety concerns. Five people injured during the year vs the three people who would have been injured in town with normal sidewalks. Cobblestones branded ‘tool of the devil and must be purged’. Via Medieval News

England Safe at Last!

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

England safe at last as the scourge or Dwile Flonking is finally over. I am told they were once a great Empire before the nannies got them. I bet Jeremy Clarkson was a rabid dwile flonker when he was young.

Witness Against Him Too Good. Let Him Go.

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Judge James Tabor, QC, told the 35-year-old mother of two that she was “honest, utterly decent and brave” but her “impressive” performance in the witness box could sway the jury unfairly. Just when I think I have the world figured out you see a story like this one. An eyewitness is too credible, so they [...]