Germans Can Not Pronounce Squirrel

Friday, March 9th, 2012

I would be criminally negligent if I did not report on this story about how Germans have a hard time saying squirrel. I suspect this is a pretty clear exaggeration, but that is no surprise considering it appears to come from Jeremy Clarkson.

You Had Me At Saber Toothed Squirrel…

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

Saber toothed squirrel ancestor found. Happily no longer around to conspire against humanity and chew up our power lines. I can only shudder at the thought of what one of these monsters could do to a helpless bird feeder.

Minimalist Post

Saturday, June 11th, 2011

A photo of a very large squirrel.

Squirrels, They Are Up To Something

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

No attack, but the squirrels are clearly up to something. Something very suspicious if you ask me. You can’t trust those squirrels. Via David from A Honey of an Anklet who isn’t fooled when squirrels play harmless.

Summer of Fear: Savage Squirrels

Friday, March 18th, 2011

Our heroes the squirrels are back at, sabotaging our cars and terrorizing small towns. What will it take to finally put an end to this maddening threat? Who knows. Anyway, thanks to Bill for the tip on the terror town squirrel.

Squirrels Hate Christmas

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

What a surprise, Squirrels hate Christmas. How low can these furry little maniacs go? Are squirrels behind the so called ‘War on Christmas’? Why is the main stream media not covering this crucial story? The truth is out there!