Now we see the real threat emerging in this year’s Summer of Fear contest, the Beaver. They can gnaw on more than just trees with those big chompers. They want revenge for all those hats people used to make out of them.
But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver going after a Russian man, reports the Telegraph, and two girls were seriously injured after being mauled by a beaver in Virginia last year.
Whelp, the squirrels are back at it. Driving harmless old ladies crazy. Can no one defend our gardens from trained squirrel commandos? These monsters must be stopped!
Starting today you can no longer modify your cell phone. Soon I suspect we will no longer be able to turn them off as they make such handy tracking and listening devices as well. We should not be worried though, we have nothing to hide and those cranks who remember the days where when you bought something you could do what you liked with it will all die off soon. It will make us all safer. It is for the children. If you do not like this you support the Eurasian terrorists. Big Brother loves you.
I enjoyed this video on how to promote honesty in society as it increasingly becomes less religious.
So there is a long standing legend that China would charge the family of prisoners they execute for the bullet they used to kill them, it turns out this may well be a myth but according to this article the US is once again leading the way in absolutely loathsome behavior.