British lawyers say American Independence is illegal. Americans point out the Britons, Picts and Saxons have a similar complaint. Come talk to us after you have made that all better. Also, I think the Native Americans would like a place in this line as well, and I think they come in before you do.
We will beat our fans until we have no fans left. That seems to be the motto of lawyers for Twentieth Century Fox Television who have put a stop to licensed Buffy the Vampire Slayer sing-a-longs being held by fans around the country. It is more important for them to stifle anything that they can’t squeeze for nickel then it is for them to keep a healthy fan population. I wish them well in obscurity. Morons.