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Summer of Fear: Squirrels. In Spaaaaace!

Squirrels, Threat or Menace?Ok, some of you, and I won’t name names here but some of you were skeptical when I pointed out the serious but under appreciated danger that Squirrels bring to humanity. Well I get the last laugh then, how safe do you feel now that squirrels have been found on Mars! What harmless activity do you think they are up to on Mars? I will tell you what they are up to, plotting our destruction is what they are up to. How cuddly do you think they will look when their giant war tripods are pouring out of Downers Grove?