Why do people keep underestimating the danger of squirrels!?!? They a savage beasts with an unwholesome lust for human blood! These masters of carnage will stop at nothing until all human civilization is brought to a halt! Wake up sheeple!
Squirrels are always in the running and this year was no different. They are a bigger threat to American infrastructure than hackers, that is scary stuff indeed. In the end however the number of ‘squirrels terrorize homeowner’ stories was way down this year and squirrels will just have to go back to plotting a bigger comeback for 2015.
Rats are a common enough sight in the DC Metro and I did see a pigeon once at Stadium/Armory, but one little girl in this story has it right, be more afraid of the squirrels. One flesh eating squirrel can ruin your whole day. via the ever careful David, who knows the true menace of our furry little monsters.
No, I did not miss this one. Thanks to everyone that alerted me though! Squirrels are ramping up their attacks on humanity and have moved on to eating our cars. I have been warning you all, but no, everyone still thinks they are cute and harmless. Lets see how you feel when your car is gone. This could be a new market for the squirrel proof bird feeder makers though, squirrel proof garages. I suspect they would be a useless as most of the squirrel proof feeders are, but a sale is a sale.
Ok, some of you, and I won’t name names here but some of you were skeptical when I pointed out the serious but under appreciated danger that Squirrels bring to humanity. Well I get the last laugh then, how safe do you feel now that squirrels have been found on Mars! What harmless activity do you think they are up to on Mars? I will tell you what they are up to, plotting our destruction is what they are up to. How cuddly do you think they will look when their giant war tripods are pouring out of Downers Grove?
Whelp, the squirrels are back at it. Driving harmless old ladies crazy. Can no one defend our gardens from trained squirrel commandos? These monsters must be stopped!