I would be criminally negligent if I did not report on this story about how Germans have a hard time saying squirrel. I suspect this is a pretty clear exaggeration, but that is no surprise considering it appears to come from Jeremy Clarkson.
Saber toothed squirrel ancestor found. Happily no longer around to conspire against humanity and chew up our power lines. I can only shudder at the thought of what one of these monsters could do to a helpless bird feeder.
What a surprise, Squirrels hate Christmas. How low can these furry little maniacs go? Are squirrels behind the so called ‘War on Christmas’? Why is the main stream media not covering this crucial story? The truth is out there!