This year seems to be slow for animal panic stories to me. We have Coyotes, Sharks and Squirrels all running close but I am disappointed by the showing from fan favorites, the bear so far. Anyhow, here are squirrels burning down someone’s home because they are evil little monsters.
Last year’s winner, the squirrel, isn’t slacking in 2008. They are now engaged in a crazed attempt to redeem their public image in an effort to make them seem harmless. Only the nightmarish horror of squirrel tributes to Benazir Bhutto and other images from beyond mortal ken make it plain that that this is no harmless squirrel publicity page, it is a direct attack on America’s sanity. ‘you’ve been squirreled‘ indeed.
Thanks to the evil host of A Honey of an Anklet for pointing this out to me.
Can anyone doubt the end times are upon us!? Flaming squirrels attack in New Jersey and our only response is mock tombstones. We are doomed. Doomed I say.