Why do people keep underestimating the danger of squirrels!?!? They a savage beasts with an unwholesome lust for human blood! These masters of carnage will stop at nothing until all human civilization is brought to a halt! Wake up sheeple!
Squirrels are always in the running and this year was no different. They are a bigger threat to American infrastructure than hackers, that is scary stuff indeed. In the end however the number of ‘squirrels terrorize homeowner’ stories was way down this year and squirrels will just have to go back to plotting a bigger … Continue reading Squirrels, Summer of Fear Runner for 2014
No, I did not miss this one. Thanks to everyone that alerted me though! Squirrels are ramping up their attacks on humanity and have moved on to eating our cars. I have been warning you all, but no, everyone still thinks they are cute and harmless. Lets see how you feel when your car is … Continue reading Summer of Fear: Squirrels
Ok, some of you, and I won’t name names here but some of you were skeptical when I pointed out the serious but under appreciated danger that Squirrels bring to humanity. Well I get the last laugh then, how safe do you feel now that squirrels have been found on Mars! What harmless activity do … Continue reading Summer of Fear: Squirrels. In Spaaaaace!
Now we see the real threat emerging in this year’s Summer of Fear contest, the Beaver. They can gnaw on more than just trees with those big chompers. They want revenge for all those hats people used to make out of them. But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver … Continue reading Sharks? Bears? Squirrels? No, the Real Threat Emerges
Whelp, the squirrels are back at it. Driving harmless old ladies crazy. Can no one defend our gardens from trained squirrel commandos? These monsters must be stopped!